Bird Whisperers Pillows

Pigeon Master

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Polly txt speak

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Magical thinking in pigeons

"And on the day I gave up bread."

Polly Clinic.

'Polly wants to double date!'

'Can we take a rain check? A produce truck just turned over on route I-25.'

Look at that lucky sod! He's always got a bird on each arm!

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Mantis Love

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"You're completely screwed up."

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity