Songbird Whisperer Pillows

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Guitar Man.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Repeat after me..."

Busking during a pandemic

"Service."