Songbird Pillows

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

Shirley Bassey sings 'Rushden and Diamonds are forever', her career beginning in small clubs.

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

Button up your overcoat.

Composer

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Vocal Masterclass

Music

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Luciano Povarotti

A woman playing a keyboard

Festive squad

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"No, nothing! Are you sure you didn't leave your heart in San Francisco?"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"Your duties will be simple, Wilkins – pass the bottle when I get dry and brush away the blue-tail fly."

Mom-o-grams

"A word to the wise - he's sick of 'La Bamba'."

Aimee Mann

Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

F&E Karaoke Club. Why are the superheroes here tonight? There was a false alarm. They rushed here when they heard somebody singing the song "Help!". Superman decided to stay and sing a Sinatra classic. Come fly with me ... The Hulk requested any song by Al Green or Green Day. Then The Flash will sing "Born to Run." And Thor ... I know! He's gonna sing "If I Had a Hammer"!

'Because they don't know the words.'

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''