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'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

Shirley Bassey sings 'Rushden and Diamonds are forever', her career beginning in small clubs.

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

Button up your overcoat.

Composer

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Vocal Masterclass

Music

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Luciano Povarotti

A woman playing a keyboard

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"Your duties will be simple, Wilkins – pass the bottle when I get dry and brush away the blue-tail fly."

Mom-o-grams

"A word to the wise - he's sick of 'La Bamba'."

Aimee Mann

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Because they don't know the words.'

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

'How much is that doggie in the window?'

Guitar Man.

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!

Pam Ayres

Karaoke kid.

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'