The Birds And The Bees Whisperer Pillows

'I think it's time you discuss the facts of life with your son. he's been telling his classmates you got him on eBay.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Mantis Love

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Repeat after me..."