Waterfowl Whisperer Pillows

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."