Frog Whisperer Pillows

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"Dot, dot, groak, croak, dot, croak..."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

What people see and hear...what peepers ses and hear...

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"'Prince of Ruritania,' eh? -- I happen to know there's no such PLACE as Ruritanian!"

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"