Frog Whisperer Gifts

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"Dot, dot, groak, croak, dot, croak..."

"Let's try that 'ribbit' one more time."

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

What people see and hear...what peepers ses and hear...

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"'Prince of Ruritania,' eh? -- I happen to know there's no such PLACE as Ruritanian!"

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.