Fly Whisperer Gifts

Big fish bites the flies on fisherman's hat.

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

Frog Flycatcher.

Animal Hospital - "I think I've swallowed a fly!"

May 13, 2005: A fly appears to be driving the patient even crazier.

'Hello Shitty.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Get out of my face!"