Fog Whisperer Gifts

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Gardener

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"River well stocked this year."

Dog lover

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Wolf Karaoke

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Get out of my face!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?