Fog Whisperer Mugs

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'You lifted your head.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Gardener

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"River well stocked this year."

Dog lover

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Wolf Karaoke

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Get out of my face!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.