Forest Whisperer Gifts

"Were you even listening to me?"

"For the hundred millionth time....'Do you mind?'"

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

Clouds

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Busy Gardener

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Local Knowledge

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Bite out of fishing pier.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You lifted your head.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ice fisher.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"River well stocked this year."