Tree Whisperers Gifts

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cut down your own tree.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

An old man growing berries

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."