Tree Whisperers Prints

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cut down your own tree.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Botany Baby!

An old man growing berries

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.