Flower Whisperers Prints

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Award Winning Gardener