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'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Botany Baby!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"