Plant Whisperer T-Shirts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Farmacy.

Garden Goddess.

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'Honey, have you watered the philodendron lately?'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'Puberty?'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'