Plant Whisperer T-Shirts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Garden Goddess.

Farmacy.

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

'Honey, have you watered the philodendron lately?'

"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Gone to seed.

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Alan Titchmarsh

User friendly soil.