Flower Whisperer T-Shirts

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Say it with Flowers: 'Late - daffs. Drunk - roses. Stag party - carnations. Adultery - orchids.'

Raining

Industrial Beautification van

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'How much longer can I hold this pose?'

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'Florabation.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Camomiletherapy

Watering a flower in the rain.

Flower Shop: Forget-Me-Nots.

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Gardener

"If you want her back, say it with flowers. Flowers say, 'I love you,' without slurring the words and getting all obnoxious."

'That so turns me on.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Berlitz Guide to Flowerese

Garden Supplies Special sale

"Get out of my face!"

"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'