Leaf Whisperer T-Shirts

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Moses parting leaves in a forest.

Snow is on the way!

The Busy Gardener

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Botany Baby!

An old man growing berries

Wolf Karaoke

Sale! Weed Whackers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove