Leaf Whisperer T-Shirts

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Moses parting leaves in a forest.

Snow is on the way!

The Busy Gardener

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Botany Baby!

Wolf Karaoke

An old man growing berries

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Sale! Weed Whackers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."