Plant Whisperers Prints

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Why don't you ever talk back to me?"

'Well he doesn't get it from my side of the family.'

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

Cat being licked by plant.

Phobia varietals for home pots

August: An all out effort will be needed to keep control now. You should not have booked your holiday this month.

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"Oh dear, look at these - I kill everything I touch."

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"