Smoke Whisperer Gifts

Librarian finds man smoking hidden on bookshelf.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

"Damn the consequences."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

A fly on the wall documentary.

Gentleman's Club Scene

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Frog Flycatcher.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Puppy and Kitten.