Smoke Whisperer Gifts

Librarian finds man smoking hidden on bookshelf.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Frog Flycatcher.

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.