Frog Whisperers Gifts

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Children's Parties

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"This never happened."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"You're completely screwed up."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."