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"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"This never happened."

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I think it loves us."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"You're completely screwed up."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."