Snake Whisperers T-Shirts

'Up until now, I was a dedicated environmentalist.'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Turtle Hat

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"This never happened."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'