Waterfowl Whisperer Gifts

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."