Bird Feeder Warriors Prints

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

Polly txt speak

Children's Parties

Foster failure

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Paralegal eagle.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"The groceries are in the car."

Flight: Select your spot.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Earth Reset Button.

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"Take us to your feeder."

Polly Clinic.

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Peacekeeping?