Bird Feeder Battlers Prints

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Pass that."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Poe at the Park

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

Knights of the Coffee Table

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"Take us to your feeder."

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

No Hawkers...

"You're gonna make PETA's most wanted list."

Death in park

'Take me to your feeder.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"