Bird Feeder Battlers Gifts

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Pass that."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"Take us to your feeder."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

No Hawkers...

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'Take me to your feeder.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'