Bird Feeder Gifts

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

Poe at the Park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Do you have any krill?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

Humming Bird's Hum.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.