Bird Feeder Gifts

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

Poe at the Park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Death in park

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Do you have any krill?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Bird Torture.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.