Bird Feeder Giggler Gifts

"I'm so glad that we're finally able to do lunch."

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Batman's Baby

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

"What are you in for?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"The cookies are always stale."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'