Coffee Giggler Gifts

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Working Late

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"The cookies are always stale."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

Extreme Coworking Space

'Bless you!'

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Shopping for bandages...

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."