Bird Feeding Gifts

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

"I hate to tell you,but feeding me grass seed won't make me any greener."

"I love these picnics when we all chat, eat together... then run away in a frenzied panic!"

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Sorry, you don't have a reservation.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

Don't be too demanding or picky...

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

"What do you mean, YUK?"

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'My wife feeds the birds! How much commitment to the environment do you people want from me?'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"

"It's great, but the lines are always so long."

"I'm so glad that we're finally able to do lunch."

Don't feed the pigeons... to the snake

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

How about going easy on the carbs

Bird Torture.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.