Bird Feeder Engineer Prints

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"He does impressions too!"

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Bird watching TV

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

Poe at the Park

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'They're getting away...They're getting away!'

'She lithpth!'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"Take us to your feeder."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"The fools don't realize that what I do is political commentary."

Making a mess of fish.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"