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'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"You're gonna make PETA's most wanted list."

"He must be ancient."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Geese's Thoughts.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Pass that."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

"Who's Next ?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'Bird menu.'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Chef feeds birds from bench.

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse