Birdhouse Designer Pillows

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Birdhouse Shapes

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse Garage

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.