Birdhouse Decorator Pillows

'You'd thing that the least he would do while we're gone is to paint the place!'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

Caliologist

Airbnb

"Trick or Tweet!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird Bath.

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

"It's their idea of cute."

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).