Birdhouse Decorator Prints

'You'd thing that the least he would do while we're gone is to paint the place!'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

'Okay - move the lamp standard into the corner and we'll have the chest of drawers over by the wall.'

Caliologist

"Trick or Tweet!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"It's their idea of cute."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).