Birdhouse Aficionado Pillows

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Egyptian Football

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.