Birdhouse Designer Gifts

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Birdhouse Shapes

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird Bath.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Garage