Birdhouse Builder Gifts

'Now what?'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"EEEESH!"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird basketball.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birdhouse on the Stone Circle

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Fishing for Birds

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Estate Agents.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse Apartments

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).