Birdhouse Builder Gifts

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"EEEESH!"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird basketball.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birdhouse on the Stone Circle

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Fishing for Birds

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Birdhouse Garage

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).