Birdhouse Architect Gifts

Joys of D.I.Y.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

Provide them with plenty of nesting places.

Birdhouse with fire escape attached

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"As soon as I finish birdy's domain name, you can add the twitter feed!"

"Well, at least Brian can afford to put a roof over my head!"

Birdhouse Apartments

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Birdhouse Shapes

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

That's our worm cellar.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Tree house.

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird Bath.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'I hope it;s an express.'

Caliologist

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Man building a tree house