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Joys of D.I.Y.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

Provide them with plenty of nesting places.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"Well, at least Brian can afford to put a roof over my head!"

Birdhouse Apartments

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Birdhouse Shapes

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Tree house.

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Bird Bath.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Man building a tree house

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'