Bird Bath Architect T-Shirts

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Bird Bath.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Computer birdhouse.

'Show off!'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'