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'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Bird Bath.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'It's a chicken.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Too dressy?'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'He's got your breath.'