Bird Bath Connoisseur T-Shirts

Birdbath: Danger thin ice.

Loofah Lady

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Man in Bath

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Estate Agents.

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'I love show biz!'

Woodpecker House

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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Jacuzzi

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

People in the shower

Phone on TV ringing.

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"