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Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Bird Bath.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Hamster.

Computer birdhouse.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Origami Pets

Birdhouse Apartments

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

'You spoil that hamster...'