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"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Caliologist

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Bird Bath.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Joys of D.I.Y.

Dog Love.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"It's their idea of cute."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'Next please.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Origami Pets

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it