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Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Caliologist

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

Birdhouse Apartments

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.