Birdhouse Beautifier Mugs

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Caliologist

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Origami Pets

Lady feeding birds from her car.