Birdhouse Lover Mugs

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Bird Tweet.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Fishing for Birds

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now what?'

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Penguin